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    If Kona were to get a new logo, it would have to be a original character, not some well know one. ~Jimmy Piersal, on how to diaper a baby, 1968

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    Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat.  Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound.  Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together.  Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again.  ~Jimmy Piersal, on how to diaper a baby, 1968

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    We are interested in doing the DNR Katy Trail Ride next June.My sister Charlotte Lazzeroni and brother-in-law Jim want us to do it with them. ~Dan Bennett

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    We advance in years somewhat in the manner of an invading army in a barren land; the age that we have reached, as the saying goes, we but hold with an outpost, and still keep open communications with the extreme rear and first beginnings of the march.  ~Robert Louis Stevenson, "Virginibus Puerisque II," Virginibus Puerisque, 1881

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    Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.  ~Bill Cosby

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    Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.  ~Charles Schulz

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    The idea is for mainly Member accounts to cut down on the amount a spam tagging, but like I said back then, it was just a idea. ~Red Buttons

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    Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.  ~Herbert Asquith

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    What about a forum/comment post history for users? Makes it easier to track comments on posts, instead of having to skim through the comments sections. Not sure about the Forum side, since only a handful of threads are ever active at once (more like 1, really: Friendly Topic Thread ^_~ ) ~Author Unknown

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    It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.  ~Phyllis Diller

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    Birthdays are good for you.  Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.  ~Larry Lorenzoni

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    A father is always making his baby into a little woman.  And when she is a woman he turns her back again.  ~Enid Bagnold

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    I'm sixty years of age.  That's 16 Celsius.  ~George Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997

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    I do think that rargy has a good idea with that variation of the limit. ~Jerry M. Wright

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    Youth is a disease from which we all recover.  ~Dorothy Fulheim

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    Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.  ~Herbert Asquith

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    Umm...Easier ways to Parent/child images, or add images to pools... ~Menachem Mendel Schneerson

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    That tagging suggestion I sent you awhile back. ~Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams

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    Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.  ~Charles Schulz

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    No, I entirely understand your position, having been a forum moderator in the past myself. As such, I am 'not' advocating for the removal of that lock, simply an increase in its limit. ~Sam Ewing

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    When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened.  It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it.  ~Mark Twain

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    want to ride mcbain to clinton for 1st try is west to east the way to go and how long should that take ~Author Unknown

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    Where you can only edit say 4 images every 10 min. ~Phyllis Diller

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    I remember seeing a link for it on the site but it's been gone for awhile. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com

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    A father is always making his baby into a little woman.  And when she is a woman he turns her back again.  ~Enid Bagnold

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    I remember seeing a link for it on the site but it's been gone for awhile. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com

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    The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.  ~Lucille Ball

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    Wallbase is great already. ~Author Unknown

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    Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.  ~Sam Ewing

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    Wonderful Employer! One man who works for them told my husband he drew a disabled pension and gets paid cash with no income taxes taken out, my husband works 2 part time jobs and is now trying to draw disability, if he gets his disability he is goin... ~Bob Hope

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    My wife and i are looking to backpack the kt can any one tell give an idea as to the miles between tows a rough guide would do and is it to hot to hike the trail in Aug ~Author Unknown

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    Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father!  ~Lydia M. Child, Philothea: A Romance, 1836

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    I'm not talking about a "show me other walls of this thing" button, I mean a "stumble" button for wallbase. ~William Wordsworth

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    To start with the easy to use rating system. Starting at 100%(or 0) with up and down voting. ~Author Unknown

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    meh...too much overhead for too little payoff. There is no guarantee that even after implementing this feature, people would actually like what they see suggested to them. IMO, if you like to have more of certain kind of all wall, search for it...that's what its there for! ~Enid Bagnold

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    I invite you all to come and talk in the IRC channel. ~George Bernard Shaw

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    If Kona were to get a new logo, it would have to be a original character, not some well know one. ~Jimmy Piersal, on how to diaper a baby, 1968

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    My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard.  Mother would come out and say, "You're tearing up the grass."  "We're not raising grass," Dad would reply.  "We're raising boys."  ~Harmon Killebrew

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    A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.  ~Robert Frost

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    What about a forum/comment post history for users? Makes it easier to track comments on posts, instead of having to skim through the comments sections. Not sure about the Forum side, since only a handful of threads are ever active at once (more like 1, really: Friendly Topic Thread ^_~ ) ~Author Unknown

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    Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.  ~Truman Capote

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    There is still no cure for the common birthday.  ~John Glenn

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    We are interested in doing the DNR Katy Trail Ride next June.My sister Charlotte Lazzeroni and brother-in-law Jim want us to do it with them. ~Dan Bennett

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    Ignoring the fact it is 99% NSFW and full of furry pics.. It is very rare that a site scales perfectly and I like the way it presents the pictures. ~Lydia M. Child, Philothea: A Romance, 1836

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    I called and spoke to the AMTRAK reservation/information line and when I asked about traveling with a toddler trailer, they had never been asked such a question. They said I could take the item boxed as long as the dimensions of the box did not exceed 22"x28"x14" and did not weigh more than 50 lbs. ~Don Marquis

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    Never raise your hand to your kids.  It leaves your groin unprotected.  ~Red Buttons

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    Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.  ~Dave Barry, "Your Disintegrating Body," Dave Barry Turns 40, 1990

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    Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.  ~Bob Hope

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    Hmm... well that would be good, but if you plan on adding that, better include the lanczos option (for good quality). ~Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

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    First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.  ~Branch Rickey

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