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    I AM LOOKING FOR THE SAFEST RIDE FROM THE KATY TRAIL TO KANSAS CITY. DOES ANYONE HAVE A GOOD ROUTE. ~Herbert Asquith

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    My wife and i are looking to backpack the kt can any one tell give an idea as to the miles between tows a rough guide would do and is it to hot to hike the trail in Aug ~Author Unknown

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    We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.  ~Author Unknown

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    I AM LOOKING FOR THE SAFEST RIDE FROM THE KATY TRAIL TO KANSAS CITY. DOES ANYONE HAVE A GOOD ROUTE. ~Herbert Asquith

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    I invite you all to come and talk in the IRC channel. ~George Bernard Shaw

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    I like that idea. Maybe having a more accurate time stamp on tag changes as well? I'm always looking at the tag changes list, so it would be nice to know how long ago changes were made. Maybe a time stamp similar to the ones used for posts and comments in addition to the date the change was made. ~Dinah Craik

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    My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard.  Mother would come out and say, "You're tearing up the grass."  "We're not raising grass," Dad would reply.  "We're raising boys."  ~Harmon Killebrew

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    Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat.  Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound.  Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together.  Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again.  ~Jimmy Piersal, on how to diaper a baby, 1968

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    To have the link in the navigation "light" up like the comments and forum buttons every time something is added or edited. ~Author Unknown

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    Wonderful Employer! One man who works for them told my husband he drew a disabled pension and gets paid cash with no income taxes taken out, my husband works 2 part time jobs and is now trying to draw disability, if he gets his disability he is goin... ~Bob Hope

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    The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.  ~Jerry M. Wright

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    I will come back to your site to see your poetry, I would love to read it. Thank you so much. Love Lauren ~Harmon Killebrew

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    Old as she was, she still missed her daddy sometimes.  ~Gloria Naylor

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    To carry the discussion a step further do you think that a regular road bike with 27"/1" would work for the entire length of the Katy Trail? ~Dorothy Fulheim

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    Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.  ~Dave Barry, "Your Disintegrating Body," Dave Barry Turns 40, 1990

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    ...the rest of my comment was cut off. If anyone has traveled from Kirkwood to Sedalia on the train with a toddler trailer I would be interested to hear about your experience. Thanks to everyone for their previous input. ~Robert Louis Stevenson, "Virginibus Puerisque II," Virginibus Puerisque, 1881

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    I'm sixty years of age.  That's 16 Celsius.  ~George Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997

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    A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.  ~Robert Frost

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    One father is more than a hundred Schoolemasters.  ~George Herbert, Outlandish Proverbs, 1640

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    It kills you to see them grow up.  But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't.  ~Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams

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    Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.  ~Sam Ewing

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    I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.  ~Author Unknown

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    Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father!  ~Lydia M. Child, Philothea: A Romance, 1836

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    For example I was thinking on setting up a resizer & cropper for making it fit your desktop resolution in a better way. ~John Gregory Brown, Decorations in a Ruined Cemetery, 1994

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    I called and spoke to the AMTRAK reservation/information line and when I asked about traveling with a toddler trailer, they had never been asked such a question. They said I could take the item boxed as long as the dimensions of the box did not exceed 22"x28"x14" and did not weigh more than 50 lbs. ~Don Marquis

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    Does anyone know the mile marker # at the end of the trail just north of the 370 bridge? Thanks. ~Charles Schulz

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    Oh, the comfort, the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person, having neither to weigh thoughts nor measure words, but pouring them all out, just as they are, chaff and grain together, certain that a faithful hand will take and sift them, keep what is worth keeping, and with a breath of kindness blow the rest away.  ~Dinah Craik

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    To carry the discussion a step further do you think that a regular road bike with 27"/1" would work for the entire length of the Katy Trail? ~Dorothy Fulheim

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    To carry the discussion a step further do you think that a regular road bike with 27"/1" would work for the entire length of the Katy Trail? ~Dorothy Fulheim

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    I remember seeing a link for it on the site but it's been gone for awhile. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com

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    I called and spoke to the AMTRAK reservation/information line and when I asked about traveling with a toddler trailer, they had never been asked such a question. They said I could take the item boxed as long as the dimensions of the box did not exceed 22"x28"x14" and did not weigh more than 50 lbs. ~Don Marquis

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    Thank you Shuugo for your consideration, if it came across as such then I apologize, but I was not meaning that the site is being run wrong, far from it. And at the very least, it's not my site to begin with. ~Ogden Nash

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    Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.  ~Charles Schulz

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    Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.  ~Don Marquis

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    My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard.  Mother would come out and say, "You're tearing up the grass."  "We're not raising grass," Dad would reply.  "We're raising boys."  ~Harmon Killebrew

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    Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.  ~Don Marquis

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    I invite you all to come and talk in the IRC channel. ~George Bernard Shaw

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    Dad, your guiding hand on my shoulder will remain with me forever.  ~Author Unknown

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    Youth is a disease from which we all recover.  ~Dorothy Fulheim

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    You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.  ~Ogden Nash

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    it's the worst site ever... and it loads very very very damm slow Yotoon don't take any part of that site. ~Johann Schiller

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    The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.  ~Jerry M. Wright

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    The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.  ~Jerry M. Wright

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    Ignoring the fact it is 99% NSFW and full of furry pics.. It is very rare that a site scales perfectly and I like the way it presents the pictures. ~Lydia M. Child, Philothea: A Romance, 1836

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    To start with the easy to use rating system. Starting at 100%(or 0) with up and down voting. ~Author Unknown

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    Also, GreenHorn's idea is something that I thought should have been there by default. As it stands, the 'profile' page is pretty shallow. ~Chili Davis

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    What about having a bio on your profile? You know so you don't have to post it no the Friendly Topic...? ^^ ~John Glenn

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    We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.  ~Author Unknown

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    Sherman made the terrible discovery that men make about their fathers sooner or later... that the man before him was not an aging father but a boy, a boy much like himself, a boy who grew up and had a child of his own and, as best he could, out of a sense of duty and, perhaps love, adopted a role called Being a Father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a Protector, who would keep a lid on all the chaotic and catastrophic possibilities of life.  ~Tom Wolfe, The Bonfire of the Vanities

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