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quotes and jokes
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quotes and jokes
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quotes and jokes
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I'm sixty years of age. That's 16 Celsius. ~George Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997
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Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. ~Sam Ewing
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Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father! ~Lydia M. Child, Philothea: A Romance, 1836
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When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years. ~Author unknown, commonly attributed to Mark Twain but no evidence has yet been found for this (Thanks, Garson O'Toole!)
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He didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. ~Clarence Budington Kelland
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Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier. ~Dan Bennett
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I disagree. The three limit per hour cap is simply too few. Yes we could continue upon the forum, but I would hardly call that as relevant a connection with the image. ~Dave Barry, "Your Disintegrating Body," Dave Barry Turns 40, 1990
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Would it even be possible to add a "suggested wallpaper" feature that analyzes your favored walls and shows similar ones? ~George Herbert, Outlandish Proverbs, 1640
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Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. ~Tom Wilson
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If you're headed east from Rhineland, be sure to stock up on water here. ~Truman Capote
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Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time. ~Jean Paul Richter
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Sherman made the terrible discovery that men make about their fathers sooner or later... that the man before him was not an aging father but a boy, a boy much like himself, a boy who grew up and had a child of his own and, as best he could, out of a sense of duty and, perhaps love, adopted a role called Being a Father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a Protector, who would keep a lid on all the chaotic and catastrophic possibilities of life. ~Tom Wolfe, The Bonfire of the Vanities
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I will come back to your site to see your poetry, I would love to read it. Thank you so much. Love Lauren ~Harmon Killebrew
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They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. ~Author Unknown
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A father carries pictures where his money used to be. ~Author Unknown
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I am planning to hike the trail from Clinton & ending in St. Charles this March. I am a ultra runner from Colorado but I used to live in Alton Illinois and this trail has always interest me. My plan is to hike/run the trail in 5 days or less. Can ... ~Branch Rickey
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Henry James once defined life as that predicament which precedes death, and certainly nobody owes you a debt of honor or gratitude for getting him into that predicament. But a child does owe his father a debt, if Dad, having gotten him into this peck of trouble, takes off his coat and buckles down to the job of showing his son how best to crash through it. ~Clarence Budington Kelland
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If you're headed east from Rhineland, be sure to stock up on water here. ~Truman Capote
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could be implemented on client side via html5 canvas. i tried, but the only problem is easy to use interface. screen size and actual workspace size are available for script. ~Author Unknown
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You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. ~Ogden Nash
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What about a forum/comment post history for users? Makes it easier to track comments on posts, instead of having to skim through the comments sections. Not sure about the Forum side, since only a handful of threads are ever active at once (more like 1, really: Friendly Topic Thread ^_~ ) ~Author Unknown
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If you're headed east from Rhineland, be sure to stock up on water here. ~Truman Capote
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For example I was thinking on setting up a resizer & cropper for making it fit your desktop resolution in a better way. ~John Gregory Brown, Decorations in a Ruined Cemetery, 1994
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Espacially ponies... Oh, poo! (What have they done OMG) ~Gloria Naylor
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meh...too much overhead for too little payoff. There is no guarantee that even after implementing this feature, people would actually like what they see suggested to them. IMO, if you like to have more of certain kind of all wall, search for it...that's what its there for! ~Enid Bagnold
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Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. ~Herbert Asquith
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meh...too much overhead for too little payoff. There is no guarantee that even after implementing this feature, people would actually like what they see suggested to them. IMO, if you like to have more of certain kind of all wall, search for it...that's what its there for! ~Enid Bagnold
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You're not 40, you're eighteen with 22 years experience. ~Author Unknown
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That tagging suggestion I sent you awhile back. ~Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams
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My wife and i are looking to backpack the kt can any one tell give an idea as to the miles between tows a rough guide would do and is it to hot to hike the trail in Aug ~Author Unknown
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I would highly recommend this hotel to everyone who comes this way.It's clean, comfortable and the staff treats you like family. A wonderful overnight stop. ~George Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997
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Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. ~Bob Hope
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Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. ~Herbert Asquith
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As i know there cant be similar (duplicates) walls, but there can be similar (70-50) % walls, like u can have same wallpaper in 1920x1080 and 1920x1200, but as i know it cant be done... ~Bill Cosby
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To have the link in the navigation "light" up like the comments and forum buttons every time something is added or edited. ~Author Unknown
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Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. ~Larry Lorenzoni
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Wonderful Employer! One man who works for them told my husband he drew a disabled pension and gets paid cash with no income taxes taken out, my husband works 2 part time jobs and is now trying to draw disability, if he gets his disability he is goin... ~Bob Hope
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Umm...Easier ways to Parent/child images, or add images to pools... ~Menachem Mendel Schneerson
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I am planning to hike the trail from Clinton & ending in St. Charles this March. I am a ultra runner from Colorado but I used to live in Alton Illinois and this trail has always interest me. My plan is to hike/run the trail in 5 days or less. Can ... ~Branch Rickey
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When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it. ~Mark Twain
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A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip. ~Author Unknown
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The idea is for mainly Member accounts to cut down on the amount a spam tagging, but like I said back then, it was just a idea. ~Red Buttons
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What about a forum/comment post history for users? Makes it easier to track comments on posts, instead of having to skim through the comments sections. Not sure about the Forum side, since only a handful of threads are ever active at once (more like 1, really: Friendly Topic Thread ^_~ ) ~Author Unknown
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Does anyone know the mile marker # at the end of the trail just north of the 370 bridge? Thanks. ~Charles Schulz
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Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. ~George Bernard Shaw
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. ~Robert Frost
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I do think that rargy has a good idea with that variation of the limit. ~Jerry M. Wright
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Also, GreenHorn's idea is something that I thought should have been there by default. As it stands, the 'profile' page is pretty shallow. ~Chili Davis
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The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. ~Lucille Ball
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What about having a bio on your profile? You know so you don't have to post it no the Friendly Topic...? ^^ ~John Glenn
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