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    I AM LOOKING FOR THE SAFEST RIDE FROM THE KATY TRAIL TO KANSAS CITY. DOES ANYONE HAVE A GOOD ROUTE. ~Herbert Asquith

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    Making the decision to have a child is momentous.  It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.  ~Elizabeth Stone

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    A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.  ~Robert Frost

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    Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.  ~Sam Ewing

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    The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.  ~Jerry M. Wright

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    For example I was thinking on setting up a resizer & cropper for making it fit your desktop resolution in a better way. ~John Gregory Brown, Decorations in a Ruined Cemetery, 1994

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    Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.  ~Chili Davis

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    It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.  ~Phyllis Diller

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    Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.  ~Bill Cosby

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    Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.  ~Sam Ewing

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    It kills you to see them grow up.  But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't.  ~Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams

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    Making the decision to have a child is momentous.  It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.  ~Elizabeth Stone

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    Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.  ~Jean Paul Richter

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    A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.  ~Robert Frost

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    Are we not like two volumes of one book?  ~Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

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    The idea is for mainly Member accounts to cut down on the amount a spam tagging, but like I said back then, it was just a idea. ~Red Buttons

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    If you're headed east from Rhineland, be sure to stock up on water here. ~Truman Capote

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    They say that age is all in your mind.  The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.  ~Author Unknown

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    There is still no cure for the common birthday.  ~John Glenn

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    What about a forum/comment post history for users? Makes it easier to track comments on posts, instead of having to skim through the comments sections. Not sure about the Forum side, since only a handful of threads are ever active at once (more like 1, really: Friendly Topic Thread ^_~ ) ~Author Unknown

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    What about a forum/comment post history for users? Makes it easier to track comments on posts, instead of having to skim through the comments sections. Not sure about the Forum side, since only a handful of threads are ever active at once (more like 1, really: Friendly Topic Thread ^_~ ) ~Author Unknown

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    Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.  ~Author Unknown

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    It is not flesh and blood but the heart which makes us fathers and sons.  ~Johann Schiller

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    I disagree. The three limit per hour cap is simply too few. Yes we could continue upon the forum, but I would hardly call that as relevant a connection with the image. ~Dave Barry, "Your Disintegrating Body," Dave Barry Turns 40, 1990

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    Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.  ~Jean Paul Richter

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    Never raise your hand to your kids.  It leaves your groin unprotected.  ~Red Buttons

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    Old as she was, she still missed her daddy sometimes.  ~Gloria Naylor

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    Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.  ~Truman Capote

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    Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.  ~Bob Hope

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    There's something like a line of gold thread running through a man's words when he talks to his daughter, and gradually over the years it gets to be long enough for you to pick up in your hands and weave into a cloth that feels like love itself.  ~John Gregory Brown, Decorations in a Ruined Cemetery, 1994

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    The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.  ~Lucille Ball

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    Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year:  The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again.  ~Menachem Mendel Schneerson

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    Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.  ~Jean Paul Richter

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    Wonderful Employer! One man who works for them told my husband he drew a disabled pension and gets paid cash with no income taxes taken out, my husband works 2 part time jobs and is now trying to draw disability, if he gets his disability he is goin... ~Bob Hope

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    It is not flesh and blood but the heart which makes us fathers and sons.  ~Johann Schiller

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    They say that age is all in your mind.  The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.  ~Author Unknown

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    Making the decision to have a child is momentous.  It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.  ~Elizabeth Stone

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    Dad, your guiding hand on my shoulder will remain with me forever.  ~Author Unknown

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    Wonderful Employer! One man who works for them told my husband he drew a disabled pension and gets paid cash with no income taxes taken out, my husband works 2 part time jobs and is now trying to draw disability, if he gets his disability he is goin... ~Bob Hope

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    A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.  ~Robert Frost

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    May you live to be a hundred yearsWith one extra year to repent. ~Author Unknown

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    There's something like a line of gold thread running through a man's words when he talks to his daughter, and gradually over the years it gets to be long enough for you to pick up in your hands and weave into a cloth that feels like love itself.  ~John Gregory Brown, Decorations in a Ruined Cemetery, 1994

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    it's the worst site ever... and it loads very very very damm slow Yotoon don't take any part of that site. ~Johann Schiller

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    The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.  ~Lucille Ball

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    To start with the easy to use rating system. Starting at 100%(or 0) with up and down voting. ~Author Unknown

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    Dad, you're someone to look up to no matter how tall I've grown.  ~Author Unknown

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    It kills you to see them grow up.  But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't.  ~Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams

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